Baby Isaac sure does love music. He rocks to commercials, musical toys, and especially to Dancing With the Stars. He is captivated by the music. He doesn't usually pay attention to the actual dancing. However, tonight he decided he'd sit atop mommy's lap and watch. About half-way through the show, as he was waiting for the music to begin for Mayo Alanen and Lisa Rinna it became very hard for him to concentrate since Grandma and Mom were making fun of Lisa Rinna and laughing like two vicious sNarks.
So...as you could imagine, Baby Isaac was already a bit disturbed by the time the music began. And then Lisa Rinna started shaking it. He couldn't help but watch. It was Baby Isaac's first time trying to not watch a trainwreck. Plus she was wearing a shiny, sparkly dress which complicated his attempts to look away.
Then, in rapid succession, the camera closed in on Lisa, she did something upside down with her legs slightly spread apart and Baby Isaac had enough. While I was (still) laughing at Lisa Rinna, Lucas cried out, "EWWWW GROSS!" To which, I was like, "I knoooowww, right?" thinking he was watching Lisa as well, but instead he was pointing at Baby Isaac who had just spit up/puked down the front of my jeans.
Whereas Lisa's recent facial plastic surgery (the Joker smile is *not* attractive Hollywood!) scares the shit out of me, her dancing makes Isaac puke. (Photo courtesy of wherever I swiped it from.)
Or maybe my jiggling, hysterical laughter bounced him too much and that is what made him puke. Nah.
Loved finding you here. I am with you 100% on Lisa Rinna. One of those cosmetic (not cosmic!) twists of nature.
I agree with Isaac.
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Posted by: Quidrock | May 20, 2009 at 08:52 PM